a woman king.
GOD DAMNIT THEY GAVE ME A DIET MOUNTAIN DEW INSTEAD OF A REGULAR ONE SICK EW GROSS WHY.
#i'll drink it anyway i guess but only cuz i'm sick so everything tastes weird anyway.
Mountain Dew is the best and Diet Mountain Dew is the worst. Why can’t the Pepsi people figure out how to make Diet Dew not taste like dog piss?