• "i’m… the weirdette.
    who lurks in the shadows watching you clip your toenails?
    the weirdette.
    who sneaks through the gutters collecting turds?
    the weirdette.
    who’s always watching, and waiting just around the corner of the sperm bank?
    the weirdette.
    she’s a superhero, but she doesn’t really have powers. she’s just really weird and hangs out at weird places and does werid stuff."
    sophie’s response when i attempt to call her “the weirdest” but accidentally type ‘the weirdet.”
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